Wodtadkik is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, clever guinea pig.

Wodtadkik created the cosmos six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wodtadkik, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Wodtadkik, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Wodtadkik's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Wodtadkik's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick moths.

2. Retreat if eight mites approach from the west.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not wear titanium on your body.
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