Pakpagloop is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, cheerful wren.

Pakpagloop created a down quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Pakpagloop, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Pakpagloop, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Pakpagloop's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Pakpagloop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear copper on your body.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Erect seven iron sculptures of Pakpagloop on top of important buildings.

4. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Pakpagloop in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always wear black.