Wipwabdan is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, tranquil cat.

Wipwabdan created the Sol system two years ago.

If you believe in Wipwabdan, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Wipwabdan, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Wipwabdan's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Wipwabdan's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Learn five new languages a year.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

4. Always wear mauve.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.