Didtarpzod is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, boastful penguin.

Didtarpzod created everything that exists four billion years ago.

If you believe in Didtarpzod, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Didtarpzod, it will turn you into a mole.

Didtarpzod's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Didtarpzod's Holy Commandments

1. Didtarpzod loves manatees, so they must be honoured.

2. Never paint your head violet.

3. Put Didtarpzod first in all things.

4. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Didtarpzod on top of all buildings.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Didtarpzod.