Yokgomkad is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, staggering dragonfly.

Yokgomkad created the planet Jupiter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Yokgomkad, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yokgomkad, it will be very sad.

Yokgomkad's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Yokgomkad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about turtles.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Yokgomkad.

3. Never talk about galaxies.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Yokgomkad loves seals, so they must be respected.