Nurlkapstrag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, self-confident dragonfly.

Nurlkapstrag created oxygen eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Nurlkapstrag, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nurlkapstrag, it will destroy your favourite star.

Nurlkapstrag's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Nurlkapstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never go into cyan rooms.

3. You must pray to Nurlkapstrag six times a day.

4. Never think about electromagnetism near sharks while wearing mauve shorts and balancing four aluminium spheres on your hands.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.