Vangam is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, astonishing fox.

Vangam created a down quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Vangam, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vangam, he will turn you into a dog.

Vangam's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Vangam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum field theory.

2. Always obey Vangam's priests.

3. Never jump near geese.

4. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Vangam in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.