Vangam is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely thin, astonishing
fox.
Vangam created a down quark nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Vangam, he will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Vangam, he will turn you into a dog.
Vangam's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.
Vangam's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about quantum field theory.
2. Always obey Vangam's priests.
3. Never jump near geese.
4. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Vangam in the centre of the settlement.
5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.