Ripfarnapprotnibtof is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, overgenerous spider.

Ripfarnapprotnibtof created carbon eight million years ago.

If you believe in Ripfarnapprotnibtof, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ripfarnapprotnibtof, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Ripfarnapprotnibtof's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Ripfarnapprotnibtof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.