Mitbissbiglapmet is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, dishonest salamander.

Mitbissbiglapmet created Mount Everest five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mitbissbiglapmet, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Mitbissbiglapmet, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Mitbissbiglapmet's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Mitbissbiglapmet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not keep three snakes in a large pit.

5. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a building before entering it.
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