Hudfosstif is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, ruthless chinchilla.

Hudfosstif created an atom eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudfosstif, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hudfosstif, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Hudfosstif's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Hudfosstif's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh near foxes.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Worship no other gods but Hudfosstif.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.