Bonkdaglap is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, all-powerful faun.

Bonkdaglap created snails five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonkdaglap, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bonkdaglap, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Bonkdaglap's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Bonkdaglap's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Bonkdaglap loves seals, so they must be honoured.

3. Hide if six squirrels approach from the north.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never hurt turtles.