Rilbetbum is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly large, sapient
unicorn.
Rilbetbum created a strange quark four years ago.
If you believe in
Rilbetbum, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Rilbetbum, it will refuse to believe in you.
Rilbetbum's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.
Rilbetbum's Holy Commandments1. Never wear brown skirts.
2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. Do not shave your arms.
4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
5. Rilbetbum loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.