Rilbetbum is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, sapient unicorn.

Rilbetbum created a strange quark four years ago.

If you believe in Rilbetbum, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rilbetbum, it will refuse to believe in you.

Rilbetbum's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Rilbetbum's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear brown skirts.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Rilbetbum loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.