Narltapsab is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, slow ferret.

Narltapsab created the Virgo Supercluster five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Narltapsab, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Narltapsab, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Narltapsab's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Narltapsab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large gold sculpture of Narltapsab on top of all buildings.

2. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Narltapsab in the centre of the settlement.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never paint your neck magenta.