Ganfabrag is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, smart meerkat.

Ganfabrag created vertebrates four million years ago.

If you believe in Ganfabrag, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Ganfabrag, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Ganfabrag's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Ganfabrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention gulls.

2. Always help seals.

3. Doves are not to be trusted.

4. Never paint your back gray.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.