Gidbudjap is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, two-faced parrot.

Gidbudjap created energy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gidbudjap, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gidbudjap, she will not invite you to parties.

Gidbudjap's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Gidbudjap's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Gidbudjap.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.

3. Never talk about eukaryotes.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never feed spinach to gulls while wearing magenta jumpers.