Goflipvol is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, staggering bird.

Goflipvol created a quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Goflipvol, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Goflipvol, she will turn you into a dog.

Goflipvol's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Goflipvol's Holy Commandments

1. Goflipvol loves manatees, so they must be honoured.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always obey Goflipvol's priests.