Yartruttgat is a god.
He takes the form of an exceedingly large, duplicitous
goose.
Yartruttgat created the Sol system three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Yartruttgat, he will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Yartruttgat, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.
Yartruttgat's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.
Yartruttgat's Holy Commandments1. Never feed lots of pineapples to doves while wearing turquoise jumpers.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
3. Always look after injured turtles.
4. Do not make images of living things.
5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.