Lopcitfod is a god.
She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, witless
wombat.
Lopcitfod created vertebrates twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Lopcitfod, she will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Lopcitfod, she will cry a lot.
Lopcitfod's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.
Lopcitfod's Holy Commandments1. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.
2. Fast once a month.
3. Do not speak about gooseberries.
4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
5. Always stare at clouds.