Quatyikwitnig is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, kind jellyfish.

Quatyikwitnig created the planet Saturn four billion years ago.

If you believe in Quatyikwitnig, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Quatyikwitnig, he will turn you into a tree.

Quatyikwitnig's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Quatyikwitnig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always help great tits.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not cook food in pots.
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