Kimstafxen is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, selfish armadillo.

Kimstafxen created the Large Magellanic Cloud two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kimstafxen, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Kimstafxen, he will be very unhappy.

Kimstafxen's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Kimstafxen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. You must love Kimstafxen.

3. Do not eat aubergines.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.