Cidrat is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, proud lobster.

Cidrat created a bottom quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Cidrat, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cidrat, he will turn you into a snail.

Cidrat's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Cidrat's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed bread to badgers while wearing purple shorts.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never feed figs to whales while wearing stockings.
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