Stigfascudstip is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, witty spider.

Stigfascudstip created the Sunflower Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Stigfascudstip, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Stigfascudstip, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Stigfascudstip's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Stigfascudstip's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always help geese in need.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Stigfascudstip.