Bumfadkabnurl is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, astonishing sheep.

Bumfadkabnurl created an up quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bumfadkabnurl, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bumfadkabnurl, she will strike you with lightening.

Bumfadkabnurl's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Bumfadkabnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five manatees approach from the east.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never talk about mites.

4. Never hop in holy places.

5. Never feed beans to rats while wearing boots.
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