Teenkomhub is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, resourceful fly.

Teenkomhub created a down quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Teenkomhub, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Teenkomhub, it will turn you into a frog.

Teenkomhub's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Teenkomhub's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry hamsters.

2. Never talk about eukaryotes.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.