Teenkomhub is a god.
It takes the form of a huge, resourceful
fly.
Teenkomhub created a down quark eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Teenkomhub, it will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Teenkomhub, it will turn you into a frog.
Teenkomhub's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.
Teenkomhub's Holy Commandments1. Feed all hungry hamsters.
2. Never talk about eukaryotes.
3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
4. Never play with disobedient children.
5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.