Bidjopbum is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, overgenerous raccoon.

Bidjopbum created the Sunflower Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bidjopbum, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bidjopbum, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Bidjopbum's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Bidjopbum's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Feed all hungry tortoises.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.

5. Never run in holy places.