Boppopraw is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, deceitful walrus.

Boppopraw created the universe four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Boppopraw, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Boppopraw, it will turn you into a tree.

Boppopraw's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Boppopraw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear green clothing.

2. Run away from yellow eagles, for they are unholy.

3. Do not speak about lemons.

4. Do not kill turtles.

5. Always help sick goats.