Figcatont Cedkappod is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, confident fly.

Figcatont Cedkappod created Mount Everest eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Figcatont Cedkappod, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Figcatont Cedkappod, he will be very unhappy.

Figcatont Cedkappod's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Figcatont Cedkappod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never jump near cats.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Figcatont Cedkappod loves badgers, so they must be honoured.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.