Gunbedbop is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, unjust snail.

Gunbedbop created an up quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gunbedbop, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gunbedbop, it will think nothing of it.

Gunbedbop's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Gunbedbop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair mauve.

2. Gunbedbop loves dolphins, so they must be respected.

3. Do not wear violet clothing.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Do not eat oranges.