Linhadnat is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, deceitful clam.

Linhadnat created a bottom quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Linhadnat, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Linhadnat, he will turn you into a rock.

Linhadnat's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Linhadnat's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Never wear boots.

5. Linhadnat loves pigs, so they must be respected.