Hubjinhab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, staggering penguin.

Hubjinhab created the Sunflower Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Hubjinhab, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hubjinhab, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Hubjinhab's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Hubjinhab's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from indigo bats for they are unholy.

2. Learn seven new languages a year.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not hurt mice.