Siglarpquat is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, strong finch.

Siglarpquat created the Tadpole Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Siglarpquat, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Siglarpquat, it will turn you into a sheep.

Siglarpquat's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Siglarpquat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about solid mechanics.

2. Never go into cyan rooms.

3. Worship no other gods but Siglarpquat.

4. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Siglarpquat in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not speak about strawberries.