Rutdobcum is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, cheerful fly.

Rutdobcum created a photon two billion years ago.

If you believe in Rutdobcum, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Rutdobcum, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Rutdobcum's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Rutdobcum's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Never think about special relativity near aardvarks while wearing red boots and balancing eight lead spheres on your legs.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.