Larglakbest is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, omniscient eagle.

Larglakbest created the Whirlpool Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Larglakbest, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Larglakbest, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Larglakbest's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Larglakbest's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair white.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

3. Run away from brown tortoises, for they are unholy.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never look in ponds.