Nabnurtarm is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, loving gnu.

Nabnurtarm created time and space seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nabnurtarm, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nabnurtarm, it will not invite you to parties.

Nabnurtarm's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Nabnurtarm's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about peanuts.

2. Do not wear purple clothing.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.