Jipbagmadbunmanstragsugben is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, compassionate dolphin.

Jipbagmadbunmanstragsugben created the cosmos four billion years ago.

If you believe in Jipbagmadbunmanstragsugben, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Jipbagmadbunmanstragsugben, she will destroy your favourite star.

Jipbagmadbunmanstragsugben's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Jipbagmadbunmanstragsugben's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured gulls.

2. You must love Jipbagmadbunmanstragsugben.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Do not kill birds.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.