Farndit is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, slow wombat.

Farndit created the Sunflower Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farndit, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Farndit, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Farndit's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Farndit's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt tortoises.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not cook food in pots.