Wonwighiv is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, dishonest cow.

Wonwighiv created oxygen seven million years ago.

If you believe in Wonwighiv, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wonwighiv, it will destroy your favourite star.

Wonwighiv's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Wonwighiv's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured snakes.

2. Never skip in the presence of aardvarks.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wonwighiv.