Xincimleg is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, unsympathetic centipede.

Xincimleg created a down quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Xincimleg, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Xincimleg, she will make you grow a tail.

Xincimleg's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Xincimleg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Frogs are not to be trusted.

4. Never think ill of sick mice.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.