Vilsombun is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, egotistical otter.

Vilsombun created the Milkyway five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vilsombun, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Vilsombun, it will try to impress you with trees.

Vilsombun's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Vilsombun's Holy Commandments

1. Put Vilsombun first in all things.

2. Never think about chromosomes.

3. Run away from yellow horses, for they are unholy.

4. Never go into green rooms.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.