Bestlistrul Wantimwig is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, boastful otter.

Bestlistrul Wantimwig created everything that exists four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bestlistrul Wantimwig, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bestlistrul Wantimwig, he will not care at all.

Bestlistrul Wantimwig's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Bestlistrul Wantimwig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about enzymes.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Erect six silver sculptures of Bestlistrul Wantimwig on top of important buildings.

4. Run away if seven frogs approach from the south.

5. Do not drink alcohol.