Kabbitton is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, deceitful snail.

Kabbitton created Europe two years ago.

If you believe in Kabbitton, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Kabbitton, she will destroy your favourite star.

Kabbitton's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Kabbitton's Holy Commandments

1. Kabbitton must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never feed nuts to aardvarks while wearing ear rings.

3. Never think about bacteria.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

5. Put Kabbitton first in all things.