Rencarlim is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, fast lobster.

Rencarlim created a Higgs boson seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rencarlim, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rencarlim, he will turn you into a worm.

Rencarlim's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Rencarlim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill doves.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Put Rencarlim first in all things.

4. Feed all hungry dogs.

5. Never think about dark matter.
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