Rencarlim is a god.
He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, fast
lobster.
Rencarlim created a Higgs boson seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Rencarlim, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Rencarlim, he will turn you into a worm.
Rencarlim's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.
Rencarlim's Holy Commandments1. Do not kill doves.
2. Do not chop down trees.
3. Put Rencarlim first in all things.
4. Feed all hungry dogs.
5. Never think about dark matter.