Hamkiktik is a god.
It takes the form of a very long, deceitful
elephant.
Hamkiktik created the Whirlpool Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Hamkiktik, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Hamkiktik, it will denounce you as a heretic.
Hamkiktik's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.
Hamkiktik's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
2. Do not fashion models of living things.
3. Do not shave your face.
4. Never eat peanuts.
5. Never talk about stars.