Hamkiktik is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, deceitful elephant.

Hamkiktik created the Whirlpool Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hamkiktik, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Hamkiktik, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Hamkiktik's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Hamkiktik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Never eat peanuts.

5. Never talk about stars.