Natflabnull is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, almighty crab.

Natflabnull created viruses nine million years ago.

If you believe in Natflabnull, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Natflabnull, she will laugh at you.

Natflabnull's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Natflabnull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Do not take Natflabnull's name in vain.

3. Never go into fawn rooms.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always wear orange.