Padinghiv Yarlnibbot is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, compassionate hyena.

Padinghiv Yarlnibbot created the Milkyway five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Padinghiv Yarlnibbot, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Padinghiv Yarlnibbot, she will turn you into a rat.

Padinghiv Yarlnibbot's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Padinghiv Yarlnibbot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never mention hamsters.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not hurt doves.

5. Do not cook food in pots.