Vilzimcidfidominnulsat
is a god.
He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, narcissistic
goose
.
Vilzimcidfidominnulsat
created the Sombrero Galaxy eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Vilzimcidfidominnulsat
, he will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Vilzimcidfidominnulsat
, he will turn you into a frog.
Vilzimcidfidominnulsat's
most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.
Vilzimcidfidominnulsat's Holy Commandments
1. Do not commit murder.
2. Always pray immersed in water.
3. Do not hurt mice.
4. Never pour water over plants.
5. Do not chop down trees.
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