Vadyikfet is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, conceited deer.

Vadyikfet created a down quark two years ago.

If you believe in Vadyikfet, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Vadyikfet, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Vadyikfet's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Vadyikfet's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about special relativity near geese while wearing magenta shirts and balancing nine silicon spheres on your arms.

2. Always help whales in need.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never feed turnips to shrews while wearing kilts.

5. Do not chop down trees.