Cimlityok is a god.
She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, humorless
rat.
Cimlityok created bats two years ago.
If you believe in
Cimlityok, she will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Cimlityok, she will destroy your home galaxy.
Cimlityok's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.
Cimlityok's Holy Commandments1. Never pour water over plants.
2. Never write about photosynthesis.
3. Never talk about fire.
4. Hide if five manatees approach from the east.
5. Do not hurt tapirs.