Cimlityok is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, humorless rat.

Cimlityok created bats two years ago.

If you believe in Cimlityok, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cimlityok, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Cimlityok's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Cimlityok's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never write about photosynthesis.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Hide if five manatees approach from the east.

5. Do not hurt tapirs.