Fatgubcib is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, caring hare.

Fatgubcib created bats eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fatgubcib, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fatgubcib, it will be mildly annoyed.

Fatgubcib's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Fatgubcib's Holy Commandments

1. Fatgubcib loves badgers, so they must be honoured.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.