Likcathen is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, resourceful hare.

Likcathen created the planet Earth four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Likcathen, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Likcathen, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Likcathen's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Likcathen's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed wheat to eagles while wearing indigo ear rings.

2. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

3. Do not wear green clothing.

4. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

5. Do not keep six cats in a large pit.